Q: What does the title of the World of Warcraft expansion refer to?
A: "The Burning Crusade" refers to the Burning Legion's ongoing efforts to destroy life throughout the universe. This means that our goal is to make sure anyone who is smart enough to use computer (the younger, richer the better) will become our royal customer FOREVER until DEATH do us part.

Q: What is the ESRB rating for the expansion?
A: World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade has not yet been rated by the ESRB, but we don't GIVE A SHIT and so should you.

Q: How many copies of the expansion will be needed for players with multiple accounts?
A: WHAAAAT ????? Do you think We're STUPID??? Youcan ONLY have ONE copy of the expansion for every World of Warcraft account that you wish to upgrade. If you choose NOT to upgrade ...FINE. There's nothing we can do if you CHOOSE to be a LOSER.

Q: Do you need to own the expansion to play with friends who have it?
A: Awww how cute... OF COURSE NOT, retards. Beside looking like a dumb ass, you cannot play with other user without buying the expansion. If you still want to play, you still need to buy the expansion, we will ALWAYS come out NEW, AWESOME, COOL updates that you HAVE to keep buying. GET IT?

Q: What content will be restricted to those without the expansion?
A: EVERYTHING that is COOL. To name a few: the two new races, the ten new levels of experience (level 60-70), all of the new zones, and the new profession Jewelcrafting....Now, do you Feel like a LOSER yet?

Q: Will you offer a downloadable option for The Burning Crusade or must you continue to purchase it in stores?
A: Who cares, We're here NOT to make things easier for you. We're here to MAKE MONEY, stupid.

Q: Will there be a Collector's Edition of The Burning Crusade?
A: What kind of question is this ???? Didn't me say that We're here to TAKE your MONEY??? In fact, check out how cool they are... Collector's Edition page.

Q: Will there eventually be a "combo pack" offered where both the original game and expansion (with the appropriate CD Keys) be offered?
A: Are you FUCKING kidding???? FUCK NO... Go buy a fucking origional game AND the expansion.

Q: Why did you decide to add the Draenei as the new Alliance race?
A: We just want to make some shit up to trick you stupid customers that the new expasion is NEW and AWESOME.

Q: Where did the Draenei and Bloodelf come from?
A: Our asses!

Q: Will the level cap be raised?
A: Yes, the level cap will be raised to 70 from the current maximum level of 60. In addition to the level increase, every class will gain access to additional talents and abilities or spells as they level up from level 60 to level 70.You just need to play NONSTOP.

Q: Will there be new lands to explore in the expansion?
A: Yes...Pretty damn cool huh? Get off your ass and go buy some.

Q: Can we expect the same pace of content releases after the release of The Burning Crusade?
A: OH MY GOOOOD, ....YESSS!!! How else can we make MONEY??? We'll continue to produce fun and exciting content as quickly as possible.

Q: What are the system requirements?

YOU

You need to have MONEY

Your entire life...

DO NOT use your life for anything else but WoW or you will fall behind

Any age is welcome, the younger the better

No strength is required, only your thumbs to play the game

You need to introduce the game to EVERYONE you know, even stranger Active broadband Internet access, only losers don't play online

Kick ass computer with Video Card, Sound, Duel prosessors...all that good stuff